Well it is quiet known the massive number of beer parlors in the cranny on Nigeria and even with the current meltdown and critical condition the nation happened and citizens claim to be in, the still have the time and change (left over money) to drink like shit even though some are not up to the task, monetarily or even in terms of physique.
Fortunately, according to research and observations, i have being able to categorize this kind of people is major classes as follows:
1. The sight-seer: These group of people would not buy a single bottle of beer with their money but rather they would be at the bar parlor hoping to find somebody who would declare surplus.
2. The womanizer: These ones would buy a bottle of beer hoping and planning to be able to talk to the bar parlor owner’s daughter.
3. The Stock Buyer: These ones are known as the chairmen. They would declare surplus at any bar parlor they enter even when most of them find it difficult to drop upkeep money for their wives at home.
4. One bottle groovier (bottle romancer): this kind of person is known to romance just one bottle for hours when their mates are almost taking a carton. They are mostly known to be bring up unnecessary topics arguments.
5. The real buzzer: These ones would take alcohol like they are taking water. They would keep ordering for the drink and one would be like "where they are pouring the drink??.
6. The half bottle filled: These set of people are known to get drunk almost as soon as they open the beer. Then they would start talking loud that every starts to ask the question ”what has he taken?
7. Force drinker: are usually the most composed, on leaving their home they would have calculated the number of bottles each person would drink and would then contribute the money and hand over to one person to pay simply because they do want it to look real like they are a team and that only one person is paying for their buzz when in the real sense each person is paying for whatever he takes.
So after these analysis, it got me wondering since we got a lot of drinkers, to which group do you honestly belong??